harley quinn: i want to talk to you about my boyfriend--
poison ivy: dump him
catwoman: dump him
batman: dump him
commissioner gordon: dump him
amanda waller: dump him
the suicide squad: dump him
gotham city: dump him

khylinrhambo:

Margot Robbie & Will Smith - Truth or Con? **

drdanielfaraday:

LOST? love that show. the way they just [clenches fist] get so frickin lost

“When you’re in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that’s fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that’s a bee”

lumpyspacewarrior:

william-snekspeare:

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

fcking:

*eyes snap open at 3:52am* nobody likes me

meekaleeks:

“When did you realize you were gay??”

Me:

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thottielamottie:

k so i made this new russian friend at school this week and we were talking about memes, you know, as one does, and she was telling me about this underground russian meme where its pics of fish reading and saying shit like “i cant do this” and i thought it was the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen in my life so here u go. in order, theyre saying “help”, “disaster”, “pretty difficult”, and “it’s hard for me”

dicksoutsuggestion:

dicks out for matthew gray gubler

glitterdrug:

So talk to me about why I’m your dream girl

theholtzbertcorner:

Leslie Jones deserves nothing but love. I hate hearing about all the hate she has received and then for her to get hacked. This shouldn’t happen to someone. We need to give our love and support to such an amazing actress.

I’ve Said It Before And I’ll Say It Again

finallythebest:

Fuck

monelyslave-noscopekween600thou:

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

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